MY TAX RETURN IS OVER $400 THIS YEAR.
WHAT WILL I SPEND IT ON?
not my massive debt that this fancy education is giving me. nope.
maybe JEANS!
Characteristics of Dana’s dream person
Smells like waffles.
Good at cooking; wakes her up with coffee.
Likes snuggling.
Not best friend.
Sexxxi / has a cute butt.
Is noomi rapace.
reblogged for narcissism.
phrases i have considered using in this application essay but decided were not good ideas:
- “the work your office does gives me a boner”
- “i haven’t chopped my fingers off using power tools yet”
- “fuck should i” (in response to what my career goals are)
- “the classes i’ve taken mean i’m really smart and stuff”
- “my major means i will never make money so please hire me and make me look more legit”
- ”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “!!!!!”
there are certain things in my life i will never understand. here is a list of some of them:
- jupiter and the other gas giants in the solar system. (fuckin’ planets)
- platform shoes. (who are you trying to fool? the platform is right there!)
- food shaming/judgement.
- the the depths of the ocean.
- the sun. (what is it?)
PRIZE PACK INCLUDES:
1. Your choice of any one available Pusheen jewelry.
2. Your choice of any one available Pusheen t-shirt.
3. A brand new 3” Pusheen iron on patch.
HOW TO ENTER:
like and/or reblog this post (both count as entries).
RULES:
- Anyone can enter! These items can be shipped world wide.
- Don’t reblog more than once.
One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on Saturday the 28th!
eeeee pusheen!
a sweet and tender hooligan
if you're going to chop an awful lot of onions, you better have an awfully sharp knife.chicago transplant to w.mass, and i'm learning to love both. talk to me about what i'm into, what you're into, and anything in between.
oh. you can ask me questions:
http://onyrclothesline.tumblr.com/ask
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