December 2010
52 posts
Just keep going to the bathroom always say you'll...
Well it takes one to know one, kid, I think youve got it bad,
To complaint 184/SmithieComplaints is a force for...
smithiescomplaints:
Smithies should speak up and not feel so intimidated. I have your purple hoodie. I grabbed it cause I thought it belonged to the girl from morrow who was sitting in front of me and may have forgotten it. I created an account just for you so please feel special. I meant no harm. E-mail me at purplehoodieperp@gmail.com so I can get it back to you. Lets fight slave labor...
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i just realized what has been missing from all of...
nutritional yeast.
Anonymous asked: funniest sex?
Anonymous asked: the best sex you've ever had?
Anonymous asked: When was the last time you had sex? How was it?
it is tmi tuesday. you know what to do. →
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eeeeee.
going to the mca tomorrow with a cute girl.
eeeee.
oh, i also saw the black swan.
the contrast with eat, pray love is…well, only slight.
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watching eat pray love with my mother.
this might be hilariously funny.
i also saw black swan tonight.
in my "adult life,"
i have still not decided if i’m an earlybird or if i’m a worm. i sleep to the middle. what does that say about my personality? my family has always been super late risers, but this semester i got to appreciate rising way too fucking early when no one else is up. i can’t decide which i liked better.
i also still have to wrap and buy presents. i just don’t think about these...
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slowly realizing
that i fucking love the goddamn city of chicago. and anything about it.
i know this city, but i’m still discovering everything about it. and that’s what i love. i’m getting my chicago tattoo over break, fiy.
There is a city-wide lack of thyme.
wtf is this.
Pretty sure it’s a conspiracy.
reasons this break is better than last winter...
i wake up from my nap and my mom informs me that she bought me blue moon.
in the airport
and i’m about to get like 9 million free flights because the flight is super overbooked. so i get to wait around for another hour. i drank coffee so i probs wouldn’t sleep anyway. what should i doooo?
the 3 people who volunteered are all bonding now. it’s mostly just the one guy talking about all of his medical issues.
and what about the voice of geddy lee?
how did it get so high? i wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy.
i am so close to being done.
so close, in fact, that i’m considering waking up for the 9 am exam time so i can be done even earlier. desperate times.
i am also wanting to be back in chicago so much that i’m edging on irrational at this point.
stressed out people piss me off.
i understand that you have a lot going on in your head, that there is a lot to do right now, blahblahblah
however.
sacrificing the ability to interact civilly with people is not something you can do during these times. relax. eat a cookie.
welcome to finals
where all i ever do is think of various ways to pretend i’m doing work. so while “studying cell bio and genetics,” i have:
come up with a list of majors that are better than my major
made a sub-list of why those majors are better
drawn pictures of funny animals
played bubble spinner. a lot.
listened to a lot of the weepies
watched daria, tipping the velvet and the l word
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“If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am....”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via itookadeepbreath)
Complaint #174
smithiescomplaints:
It turns out that all the notes I took from this semester are unreadable. Unless my exam was on “draw a bunch of penises dancing.”
that or “falling asleep in every class”
i have probably posted this before. i will almost...
well, i didn't pass.
but i actually did a lot better than i was giving myself credit for. and the stuff i didn’t pass (only 3 skills!) i’ve been working on anyway and by next month, totally going to have that nice yellow stripe on my helmet.
anyone up for some roller skating over break?
i have been up for two hours. it's 7:37 am.
someone please kill this semester already.
today, my body finally says "fuck you"
woke up with the worst sore throat and i can’t breathe out of my nose. i’m super sore and generally out of it, which is great because today was the day i needed to do everything ever. i slept so poorly last night. so instead of reading about the chromosomal causes of miscarriage or sitting at a craft fair table with derby kids, i am on tumblr because i’m too sleepy to do anything...
bandwiches asked: Do you engage in roller derby?
Every day, I thank god that none of my friends...
True story.
today i made a huge pot of tomato sauce
the pot was a piece of shit, so flecks of it started burning off and getting into the sauce. the bottom of the pot also melted onto the burner.
now the sauce tastes burnt and i’m super self-conscious about it because my housemate is making eggplant parm with it tomorrow and it doesn’t taste too lovely. gack.
update from the l-word-a-thon
i forgot about lisa. I LOVE LISA.
watching the first season of the l word.
holy damn, forgot how hot it is. the time before the show entered lesbian bed death is so wonderful.
i’m also reading judith butler and foucault for a paper that only vaguely has something to do with them. welcome to smith college.
Complaint #116
smithiescomplaints:
My friends and I can talk about anything- sex, poop, our extensive feelings about everything, other people’s feelings, our parents, our childhoods— it’s awesome! It’s so cool that we can do that because we have such similar experiences!
You know, because we’re rich, white lesbians from New York.
my complaint is this isn’t a complaint. just an accurate portrayal of...
of the useless words and phrases in the english...
not only is it entirely useless to say it, as it implies that you actually care about what is going on in the other person’s life (which you most likely do not if you are saying ‘sup?’), it is also extremely confusing for the person you’re saying it to, since there is really no good way to respond. you can either take the person literally and let them know what is going on...
this is what i get
for putting off all of my boring work until today. on the agenda is a summary of a bio article about surface receptors for LDL in fibroblasts (woooo.), a lab report for my self-designed bio lab (a hoot!), and a genetics study group (oh man.).
life is so exciting when you’re me.
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