February 2011
41 posts
passed my derby level test!
i can hit people now. watch out, cuz i will practice on you.
January 2011
66 posts
another reason i'm upset about this loan recall
(and yes, i’m still on about that)
is now i have to go to the library. i make it a point to avoid neilson because stressed out bitches do not make for a good study environment. and this loan recall is stressing me out now.
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i just got a loan recall from the library
and i know for a fact that this book would not be required for any sort of class. smithies, keep your freaking shirts on. erotic short stories are exciting, but you can wait until the due date. you won’t even have time to read it anyway.
i bought chicken feet.
ummm. what do i do with myself? i don’t want them to go bad and start smelling up my critique. then i’d be known as the girl with the stinky project.
animal feet are so gross.
i’m doing a project for my installation class that involves attaching animal feet to cardboard boxes. why? because i can. and as someone who eats meat and will defend it to the death i think the way some people think about meat is disgusting. but today, i’m actually going to purchase the feet, and i’m honestly not sure how i’m going to deal with it. i figure there are a few...
“It’s this game I’m playing where you’re a ball and you have to...”
– Laura Sheys, in response me asking what a noise was.
In attempt to quell protests, Egypt shuts down... →
culs-de-sac:
Amazing, simply unbelievable. Egypt is about to implode.
but like…how will my followers in Egypt keep up with my antics?
(but seriously, this is unbelievable)
if you're ever looking for a present for me,
just teach me how to torrent. that’s all i need in life.
“You call yourself a free spirit, a “wild thing,” and you’re terrified somebody’s...”
– George Axelrod, Breakfast at Tiffany’s (film)
Based on the novella by Truman Capote
(via liquidnight)
also,
you should probably vote on what laura sheys and i will eat for breakfast.
so what will it be?
i forgot how much i had to pee during the state of...
and i didn’t leave during it because i thought obama was actually going to say something important.
i was wrong, and if i get a uti, i’ll just blame it on obama.
that's right, i put thought into my appearance...
we’ll see how long this “looking put-together” shit lasts.
The Frenemy.: Rules for Sex →
thefrenemy:
I received an email from a reader this morning that filled me with the kind of somber understanding that usually comes only from watching drunk girls throwing up into a toilet. I’ve been there, sister! Stay strong!:
Why is it that everytime I shave AND wear my cute underwear I never end up…
i'm so hungry
I’M SO HUNGRY, YOU GUYS.
first day of classez obligatory post.
only 1 class today, installation. i think it’s going to be really good. there is 1 person who i’m unsure about their presence in the class because i’m a bitch like that. but oh well, it’s still gonna be great. lynne is an awesome professor who really cares about what she’s teaching. plus her glasses are snappy.
in other news, it’s freaking cold so really the...
Watchfuckyeahsn00ki:
Snooki singing i just can’t wait to be king.
i needed this on my tumblr.
i should want to do this internship application
but i just want to sit around the house and play guitar. what future? summer plans? not me!
i just spilled chai on my face and desk.
while trying to casually sip it. like…some got in my eye. i’m not even moving around.
you know i’m a beast.
i want to start a tumblr called "things laura...
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trying to write a personal statement about harm...
and why i think it’s important and vital for society. and more importantly why i would like to intern for organizations that focus on harm reduction as their mode of social justice. it is way harder to write about than i thought. harm reduction, for me, is just an incredibly obvious and powerful tool. no matter what someone’s opinion on whatever the issue is, i think everyone would...
Anonymous asked: get store credit, and use the money that you save on textbooks to buy beer. DUH
it would be a lot of beer.
decisions decisions.
do i sell my stupid cell biology textbook on amazon and get store credit (with which i can finally get decent headphones and my books for the semester) or sell it for $20 less on another site and buy beer?
carhartt is now everywhere in my life.
entirely unproductive during this j-term. well, maybe not entirely, but it’s still a little ridiculous how all of my plans have gotten cancelled or put off. i’ve got a lot of applications to do for summer stuff and study abroad business, but i feel weird about a couple of them because they’re for things i want to start doing now and do in the future, but my time in college has...
jterm class is cancelled.
what do i do with my life? i might go to this prison industrial complex thingy, but poop! i was excited about the one i was going to take. but i guess the professor’s health is more important…
apparently,
i am incapable of waking up before 1. i was even up and walking around at about 10, and then i went back to bed. wtf?
also, i'm not packing
and i should be in bed. but instead i am on the internet. this is why i fail.
okay fine.
i’m going back tomorrow. the forecast shows no signs of snow in chicago or hartford, so this is real life happening. jterm, you will be my bitch and all that. gonna try to scrounge up a major before classes start. plus my new tattoo will be healing so i can distract myself. oh yeah, i got a tattoo yesterday instead of going back to school.
school friends, see you tomorrow around 2:30....
OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT.
I FRICKIN GREW LAST SEMESTER!!! i am officially 5’0.75”
suck it, monkeys. this means i can do whatever the hell i want.
(backstory: at the beginning of the semester i decided i wanted to grow. and i did.)
Complaint #225
smithiescomplaints:
College is closed = another day of waiting for my grades.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
the universe is awesome sometimes
flight is cancelled. getting back thursday afternoon instead. this is good for my soul.
packing sux.
but i’m packing considerably well. almost done-ish. the adderall i took can’t be hurting that, either. heh.
i guess this break was pretty good, all things considered. i’m glad to be going back and have time to figure out my shit for next semester (meetings, ahoy!) and see the people i want to see. obviously i would want to spend more time here (what? i actually like people here?...
Anonymous asked: HE WAS A BOY
SHE WAS A GIRL
CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS
SHE WAS A GIRL
CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS
GUYS. I WILL BE BACK AT SCHOOL TOMORROW NIGHT.
i will likely be baking before i arrive. are there any requests?
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slowly realizing that i'm leaving in about 3 days
and i don’t really know what to do with myself. there’s so much i didn’t get to do and stuff i have to do. and i won’t be back for quite some time, so this is me sort of freaking out. everything feels very out of my hands right now, which is causing me a lot of anxiety but also i feel really disconnected from my situation which doesn’t bode well for actually doing...