January 2012
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December 2011
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SmithTip #32
smithtips:
Thou shalt know J-term is like Vegas. What happens there stays there
want all the sushi.
all the sushi forever.
also i've been drinking since 7.
hi.
hello i don't really understand my life.
but i just ate a 10 pc chicken mcnuggett and am not fully certain that those nuggets were from chicken.
met someone from sweden, as well. malmo. and i don’t understand what i am doing. is this being 20? someone please tell me. i don’t particularly want to change myself, just understand what i’m doing. i want so strongly, but i don’t know why. or even what, these days.
Dear friends and followers- I am sarcastic. I have... →
Love forever,
Dana
Apparently today is Thursday.
Just in case you were curious.
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i am so excited
for the day when my mom asks if i’m coming to stay with her for the holidays, and i can say “nope.”
this has been the most awkward, boring trip ever.
AAA Is Aiming To Save Your Life on New Year's Eve →
peecharrific:
mycoffeemuse:
peecharrific:
How do you get a free ride from AAA Tipsy Tow if you drink too much on New Year’s Eve? Keep the number for AAA’s Tipsy Tow service in your pocket and if you get drunk ringing in 2012, this service could save your life. The American Automobile Association is offering free towing and a ride home between the hours of 6pm Saturday, December 31st – 6am...
FACT: Genderfluids can shoot blood from their eyes...
henry tudor: 2 wives down, 4 to go.
did anyone else notice that jane seymour switched actresses between seasons?
my mother just woke up. it's 11:50.
yesterday, she asked if i could wake up at a reasonable hour so we could do some things today. i woke up at 10:30 and have been watching the tudors since 11. this is probably better than activities with her.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
just found the most perfect set of internships, to bring the list for the summer to an even 20. i think i can stop looking and just apply for the damn things already.
blerghen shmerghen.
about to dye my hair for the first time in a...
if it turns out badly, you’ll all see me with dark brown hair in about 12 hours.
my mom asked me about yet another tv show.
and i said “hey mom, i think you’re under the impression that i watch way more tv than i do. like…any tv at all. my tv in my house gets maybe 4 channels and i never have any time to watch shows regularly anyway. so please stop asking me if i’ve seen these sitcoms because i haven’t and really have no desire to.”
she got real quiet after that.
hello tumblr, i have a fever!
hooraaaaay! at least my legs aren’t still sore from doing nothing like they were yesterday.
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merry christmas everyone!
this year, i got my semester’s build-up of sickness, which means a headache and nausea, no sign that i’ll be able to breathe for days and the sorest of throats!
also in my sick dreams, i dreamt this kid from my high school shot a bunch of arrows through my computer.
oh also i got the saves the day t-shirt i wanted.
I just want to crawl into bed wearing my footy pajamas and sleep until Monday afternoon. Can we make this happen?
(unfortunately not, since I still have 80 blocks left on the train and I left my footies in mass. Sad days.)
I went to a party on Wednesday.
Now, this party had a lot of things wrong with it that I won’t go into, since it was mostly what I find so awful about most parties, mostly that everyone was on something and whatever. Thats the kind of party I was expecting and wanted to be at.
But one major thing that was different about it was that people were introducing themselves to the people they wanted to meet. At my school, this...
“Would you like to save the world from the degradation and destruction it seems...”
– Lao Tzu (via thewestostlicherdivan)
THE REVOLUTION STARTS AT HOME
(via vladislava)
Theme of this break:
Thrust myself into a much fancier world and kindasorta get away with it.
Anonymous asked: i am in LOVE with your blog D: my mom bought a new car and got 10 best buy gift cards.. so u can have one.. just put in your email at best9buy(dót)com and then after put in the code 'gotoyota' MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
-osito replied to your post: omg i love nyc!
i’m sick of living in nyc so…
perfecthaircut replied to your post: omg i love nyc!
I live in New York and I hate it. It’s impossible to get anywhere, everything costs too much, and it smells like poop in the summer. I think people who love it must live in expensive neighborhoods close to fun things. I don’t.
and here are my answers! phew.
omg i love nyc!
i am one of those people who does not like new york. i think it’s too crowded and dirty and generally overrated. it’s fine to visit every once in a while, especially if something fun is going on while i’m there. and that is something it has going for it: the city is so freakin’ big that there’s usually something of interest.
but usually i just feel like i’m...
maybe i should stop making out with people i don't...
that might be a thing. maybe.
i do love millionaire matchmaker, though.
marathons are the best forever.
shows my mom has talked about so far:
big bang theory (she and her husband are “really getting into it”)
top chef (“the one guy left from [the restaurant my sister works at] is kind of a jerk, though”…uh no he’s not.)
glee and the random other shows she saved for me on dvr (i didn’t ask her to save anything)
and once again, i miss my cat.
One teachers approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
so fuck change.
i just got to my mom’s house, and holy damn. the town i grew up in has very few of the same places still in business.
this house isn’t the one i grew up in, so my only memories are in high school, mostly junior and senior year. so those are seriously emotionally charged and mostly shitty-feeling. really my only positive memories here are now what makes it shitty because they’re...
How do I get her to clip her nails? The usual...
autostraddle:
http://www.autostraddle.com/effing-dykes-what-lies-beneath-her-nails-68129/
THIS. THIS IS WHY I AM A HYPOCHONDRIAC, PEOPLE. THIS RIGHT HERE.
when i was a junior in high school,
i once dreamt that i got a 12 on the SAT. i’m still giggling about that and it’s 4 years later.
i have a first draft.
so i can read and understand written and spoken academicese, but goddamn, i cannot write it or speak it.
this paper is not nearly as good as i want to be, which sucks because it’s due tomorrow. i really want to see if frazer will let me work on it more. and even if he will only grade the first one, i want to try and get this essay to a point where i’m happy with it. the topic is...
