it’s probably for the best that i don’t have a tv in my room at school. i’ve seen the millionth aspca commercial this break.
and FUCK i just want to cuddle all of the cats. you know the eharmony cat lady? yeah that’s me. I CAN’T HUG EVERY CAT.
the day i graduate college is going to be very dangerous. friends, you might have to take away any car keys so i don’t go to dakin.
if you're going to chop an awful lot of onions, you better have an awfully sharp knife.
