there are certain things in my life i will never understand. here is a list of some of them:
- jupiter and the other gas giants in the solar system. (fuckin’ planets)
- platform shoes. (who are you trying to fool? the platform is right there!)
- food shaming/judgement.
- the the depths of the ocean.
- the sun. (what is it?)
if you're going to chop an awful lot of onions, you better have an awfully sharp knife.
