phrases i have considered using in this application essay but decided were not good ideas:

  1. “the work your office does gives me a boner”
  2. “i haven’t chopped my fingers off using power tools yet”
  3. “fuck should i” (in response to what my career goals are) 
  4. “the classes i’ve taken mean i’m really smart and stuff”
  5. “my major means i will never make money so please hire me and make me look more legit”
  6. ”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “!!!!!”

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  1. onyrclothesline posted this

a sweet and tender hooligan

a sweet and tender hooligan if you're going to chop an awful lot of onions, you better have an awfully sharp knife.

chicago transplant to w.mass, and i'm learning to love both. talk to me about what i'm into, what you're into, and anything in between.

oh. you can ask me questions:
http://onyrclothesline.tumblr.com/ask

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